every once in a while there are things that you know will go down in fashion history. the kind of things that you know will be so exclusive that the regular, average non-celebrity/bazillionaire would never even have access to. so never in a million years did i actually think i would come into contact with these crazy beasts. i have my dream shoes but these just go above and beyond, where you don't even dare dream they will ever be yours. so imagine my surprise when i walked into a los angeles boutique and there they were perched atop a shelf in MY SIZE. i cried a little inside before having to hunch my shoulders and lower my head and walk away depressed, only to have the sales lady coerce me into trying them on. they fit perfectly. damn. but alas. they will never be mine.