ANSWERS PART I

I wasn't sure how to tackle all the questions at first - do I edit? select a few? go in order? I just decided to group them into categories and go from there. Here we go with the first of a three part series...

{RANDOM ASS QUESTIONS}

What's wrong with flannel?
absolutely nothing, I wear it almost everyday

Why can't you show us photos of you in a flannel, jeans, and Vans 24/7?
is that a request? because I can...I just assume it would get boring after a while

Hello, do you want to start a long hair club?
Hi! I would love to! Wait 3 years for me to grow it out again yeah??

Did you ever get one of those hand candles? I reall y want the black one, the "Fuck You" candle but have no idea how to get it!
I never got around to it. Check their site here for stockists. Order me one too while you're at it!

What's the most irritating place you've gotten a mozzie bite?
I lived in Korea, where mosquitos overflow in the summertime and I swear they're trained in hypermilitantannoyance tactics. These fools are unrelenting and might I add stupid - they will suck you til they explode. I once had ONE mosquito bite me ELEVEN times in one night, two of which were graciously on each eyelid. I looked like I got a precision donkey kick to the face.

{HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIOS}

If you had to wear one item, apparel or accessory, for the rest of your life what would it be?
my hypothetical future wedding ring?

You have to live with one celebrity. Who would your famous roommate be?
Jenny Shimizu. I could be her little sister. Call me!

If you could travel back in time & be a famous person of your choice, who would you pick?
James Earl Ray. I would shoot myself instead of MLK Jr.

If you had to choose a selection of people to have round for dinner, and have a big chin wag with, who would it be and why?
My mom and Ghandi. Small intimate dinner with two people who could teach me to be better.

If you had a chance to live in another country, what would it be and why?
Japan! It's all in the details.

If you could wear one top, one bottom, one dress, one jacket & one pair of shoes for the rest of your life, what would they be & why?
Top - Complex Geometries sheet tee
Bottom - my RVCA jeans
Dress - pass
Jacket - my Ann Sofie Back asymmetric biker poncho
Shoes - any black flats
Comfort rules my world.

If you could pick someone to be your twin, who would it be?
How about if I could be someone else's twin? I would take Bar Rafaeli's body.

Batman or Robin?
Batman!

Lanvin or Celine?
Celine!

What three things would you bring on a stranded island?
Slim Jims, Tonic water, and my man

If you could be Mr.T for 24 hours, how would you spend those 24 hours?
Being Mr.T! Spreading goodness in the world like always! Mr.T can do no wrong.

If you really had to choose, what would you pick: never, never, never wearing high heels again or eat fat worms to every meal in like a year?
NEVER NEVER NEVER wearing high heels again. I can do without them now!

If you had to choose...clothes or shoes?
Easy! Shoes! I'm a cheapass with clothes...I'll wear your dad's yellowy under tee and your brother's dingy sweat pants if I can just have some nice shoes on my feet.

{THIS OR THAT}

Hummingbird or flamingo?
Hummingbirds seem cooler and dainty, whereas flamingos are more dopey...much like myself.

Which do you prefer: Rick Owens or Margiela?
I would love to be a RO girl, but I'm more Margiela I think.

What's more important to you - your Gareth Pugh two-tone ankle boots or Mr.T?
Wearing my Pugh boots to hangout with Mr.T would be the jam. Don't make me choose.

Cat person or dog person?
I HATE CATS.


And I leave you with this as a token of my appreciation.

8 comments :

InnyVinny said...

Aww, I can't invite you over now. =(

My house is full of cats. FULL OF CATS.

Anna G said...

I hate cats also. Only cause they pee on my shit. Well, at least my brother's cat does. Flannel is so comfy.

Caitlin said...

ledgend. this is getting posted on facebook this second.i am drunk right now, which i hope doesnt effect my judgement xx

THE CAT'S MIU said...

lol this was very entertaining to read!
i once got a mosquito bite in the middle of my lip in korea and it looked like i had turtle lips. it was embarrassing. why are korean mosquitoes so mean to bite people in weird places?

THE CAT'S MIU said...

p.s. wait... this video is amazing...

Carolyn said...

donkey kick to the face hahahhaa i know it's horrible to laugh.. but i feel your pain. i'm currently in hong kong on vacation, i soak in a bug spray bath for like an hour before heading out. on previous trips i was bitten with no mercy.. lesson learned

Unknown said...

video=BRILLIANT.
-emily

http://www.informalthing.blogspot.com

WPZ - Sandy said...

I got bit by a mosquito in the lip once overnight, and in the morning I was so embarrassed about my fat, disfigured face, I called out sick from my retail music store job. I am sure I hate mosquitoes more than you hate cats even, because when they bite me, and they bite me a LOT if they're present, the spots grow into mutant welts of bruisy itchy hell. UGHHHHHH DIE MUTHA EFFAS.

I love this:
"If you had to wear one item, apparel or accessory, for the rest of your life what would it be?
my hypothetical future wedding ring?"

It's a joy, seriously. I mean, whatever you end up with, it's just going to be like -- love love love love love love love showing love