HEY SANTA!

Dec 7, 2010

I would like, in no particular order, the following:

A new Airbag Module. My mechanic says it's no big deal that the light has been on for the past 3 months, but clearly the man has no understanding of my OCD. I've never wanted to punch a little red symbol so hard in my life. Everyday.


Laser Surgery for my age spots (that you haven't seen because I use a really awesome concealer called Photoshop) and microdermabrasion for shits.

A new esophageal tract. Life with GERD is not easy. Perhaps Trident would like to gift me this one since I'm probably responsible for 1% of their business. (1% of the world is a lot) If they ever discontinue their spearmint gum I'm fucked.
A home to call my own.

Would die for a lifetime supply of corndogs.
Not literally.

This jacket... (@*#&^%*@!%$*&^@$!*&^*#&!!!!!!!!)
Or these pieces from Weekday. Actually, how about just having a Weekday, Monki, and COS in the US. That would work too. (Zara online also) You Euros have all the good shit.
A closet full (bursting, really) of Celine. Still looking for these....
And this....

But in the end, I would just settle for a white Christmas.

18 comments :

TheMinx said...

I love this wishlist

kaye i. said...

Well... I hope you get all those things you wish for... white Christmas though? IDK, you can't stand being cold. But having the right amount of layers + cashmere and wooly socks with a nice rockin' fireplace and you'll be fine... oh and hot cocoa when it's snowing, those are good if you're into that I am.

Samia said...

you kill me. im wanting everything weekday right now!!!
and you americans have a lot to be smiley for as well. the food chain of fashion goes:

europeans
americans
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canadians
we have nothing!

Giant Screamer said...

You're beyond hilarious.

I loooove your style and your blog!

miss a. said...

LOL, thanks for the laughs. Now I feel less like a failure for walking up at 1pm today.

ray said...

COS COS COS COS COS COS COS


and Zara/ H&M wth hell is their problem, really?

Cristina @FUJI FILES said...

Can I just say you are a truly unique fashion blogger.

SLAPPIN JAPIN said...

I would not die for a corn dog but could perhaps kill for a corn dog

Sister Wolf said...

I'd fight you for the creepers. AND I will trade you microdermabrasion for Sculptra!

liselovesyou said...

no joke about the spearmint gum and GERD. now if i could only figure out how to chew gum and NOT choke while running (cuz for some reason running makes ick come up my throat and it tastes like assballs, excuse my french)

chantalhughes said...

I'm dying over this non-conventional wish-list. LOVE. esp. the age spot removing. I have often said I want/need, all my caucasian friends don't get it, they think I have "freckles" no people they're age/liver spots!

feel free to visit my new blog when you have time http://www.chantalhughes.wordpress.com

Alecto said...

i'll trade my screaming/blinking water coolant light for your airbag module. the noise is just too much early in the morning...

bravegrrl said...

yes, monki here would be great.... and that last jacket would look so good on you

Rackk and Ruin said...

I thought there was supposed to be an online Zara right about NOW!! sitting here in snowy VT getting more agro by the second. I guess it's probably a good thing that I can't be tempted to spend hundreds ever season on their new stuff. Love the stacked trailer park living. xx

Leora said...

well that corn dog murder article is real hilarious

pink horrorshow said...

Oooh, those Celine sandals are so beautiful! Never seen them before.

Fashion Serial Killer said...

nice choices and crap I wish my GERD would go away as well. I'm so sick of burping up my food...

Rachel said...

Where is the leopard leather jacket from? I love your blog it's amazing