EBAY WTF OF THE WEEK

Who wants to guess what I typed for the search this time around?




These were both labeled as "fetish" - for what? I have no frickin' clue. Neither should you.

The bottom one is going to give me nightmares, I just know it.

26 comments :

THE DIVINITUS said...

i dont even know where to start.

SANDRA said...

if the second one is categorized as something fetish......... what do you put in the hole..........................................................................................

SANDRA said...

is that what you ment with nightmares... xD



offensive (but effing so funny!!)

Anonymous said...

??? jajajaja

koko // res pulchrae said...

the bottom one will be giving you nightmares?! the first one falls into the category of "that which has been seen cannot be unseen." lol.

melina bee said...

I heard about this fetish on another (humor) blog: apparently some people are really turned on by having their entire body covered in sweater material. yeah, that bottom is going to give you even MORE nightmares now, isn't it?

InnyVinny said...

FUZZY PINK HAGFISH OF DEATH!

Yeah, but seriously, melina bee is right. There's a treasure trove of sweater fetish people on regretsy.

esther//to change horses said...

one thing can be put into the other? that's the only thing i wanna make up. everything else would kill me.

kaye i. said...

Ahahahahahah why do you like torturing yourself like that?!? And thanks for including us, btw. The bottom one reminds me of Kenny from South Park. LOL.

Stella Mayfair said...

haaaaahahahah! and you're right, the pink fuzzy ... errr... THING... is especially disgusting!

Daniella said...

hahahahaha omg.

M said...

oh, I read about this fetish in a blogger's bookazine. I think they were talking about a wool fetish:
when somebody loves to cover his entire body with clothes made of wool. and yeah, they do IT with wool.

haha I never expected to need use this knowledge.

Rackk and Ruin said...

hahahaha wrong on so many levels. would the second image scare you as much if it weren't pink?

lin said...

those damn furries...

puer kim said...

i dont get the bottom one

natalie said...

BAHAHA. oh dear.

Maria said...

I was just randomly humming to NERD and having a good time when I saw these on my bloglovin roll....geeez. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Amy T said...

the bottom one confuses me... well actually all of it does.

SC said...

LOL

(have you noticed how your blog always makes me LOL? amaaazing.)

puer kim said...

anybody please explain the bottom one!

Anonymous said...

To each his own? I am definitely curious as to what you were searching now, lol...

Carolyn said...

omgggg the second picture i don't know why reminded me of this: http://nerdlike.com/wp-content/uploads/the_baby_snuggie_pm-thumb-300x433.jpg and now you can add that photo to your memory bank of horrific wtf inventions that will most definitely pop up in your nightmares

Anonymous said...

BEST POST EVER

Sara said...

I came across this on ebay too this week when I was looking up mohair sweaters, definitely creepy.

duckalicious said...

my guess is the pink one is meant for all those I-wanna-look-like-a-giant-anus fetishists out there.

Linda Lu said...

this is weird shit, but you probably already know that