DEAL OF THE WEEK!

Apr 28, 2011

SALE! SALE! SALE!

You're in luck today readers! Are you prepared for the most incredible homie discount? I will make you this exact shirt for only $1124.00! A savings of over 50% off the retail price. Why pay full price for this ripped tee with safety pins when you could get it for so much cheaper! Total steal right??
I mean, nobody buys Balmain at full price anymore right?? That's so 2009.

(Who says I don't love you?)

12 comments :

Emily said...

balmain puts me into a blind rage.

"guys how much should we charge for this one?"

"well lets see there are like thirty rips on it and like 100 safety pins so times that by and carry the three plus the difference over 2 carry the four... $2570!"

you effing effers how dare you INSULT THE WORLD LIKE THIS

dotLIGHTdot said...

but wait, if you do it for 50% of the price, will you earn anything from it? i mean, it must be so expensive yo buy safety pins, right? right?


or maybe those are made out of silver?

lol

L.R. said...

Brilliant! And I hope someone takes you up on the offer! :)

Amanda said...

haha tell me you saw me post this on twatter a few weeks ago.. otherwise once again ESP.

Carolyn said...

your heart of generosity for your readers is really what keeps me coming back ;)

Amy T said...

some people just take the piss and seem to get away with it.

Taylor said...

Yeah, I don't even get that. I was at Nordstrom's Rack the other week checking out things and saw the "discount" Balmain stuff. It's totally beyond me that people will pay that.

Michelle Park said...

that shit is horse-cocks.

a purchase like this can't possibly be a good investment for ANYONE.

Beautycountry said...

djeeees!!!

Michele said...

Forever facepalm at Balmain

Rackk and Ruin said...

i looks like something i'd whip up an hour before going out on Halloween dressed as Freddie Kruger.

MARI said...

like totally!