SALE! SALE! SALE!
You're in luck today readers! Are you prepared for the most incredible homie discount? I will make you this exact shirt for only $1124.00! A savings of over 50% off the retail price. Why pay full price for this ripped tee with safety pins when you could get it for so much cheaper! Total steal right??
I mean, nobody buys Balmain at full price anymore right?? That's so 2009.
(Who says I don't love you?)
12 comments :
balmain puts me into a blind rage.
"guys how much should we charge for this one?"
"well lets see there are like thirty rips on it and like 100 safety pins so times that by and carry the three plus the difference over 2 carry the four... $2570!"
you effing effers how dare you INSULT THE WORLD LIKE THIS
but wait, if you do it for 50% of the price, will you earn anything from it? i mean, it must be so expensive yo buy safety pins, right? right?
or maybe those are made out of silver?
lol
Brilliant! And I hope someone takes you up on the offer! :)
haha tell me you saw me post this on twatter a few weeks ago.. otherwise once again ESP.
your heart of generosity for your readers is really what keeps me coming back ;)
some people just take the piss and seem to get away with it.
Yeah, I don't even get that. I was at Nordstrom's Rack the other week checking out things and saw the "discount" Balmain stuff. It's totally beyond me that people will pay that.
that shit is horse-cocks.
a purchase like this can't possibly be a good investment for ANYONE.
djeeees!!!
Forever facepalm at Balmain
i looks like something i'd whip up an hour before going out on Halloween dressed as Freddie Kruger.
like totally!
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